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Howdy there interwebs!

Got a plane ride you wanna kill? Need an extra bongo for your important recital? Wanna read something you can utterly destroy in online reviews!? Well, have I got the book for you! This tome will suit you in all those activities and more! 

It's been harshly tested by the intrepid research division at Midnight Rambles incorporated-proven to last for nearly three thousand eldritch god summoning rituals. That's nine times the time our competitors go for! Doesn't that sound like the deal of a lifetime?

Still not convinced?

Uh, how about car washing? These pages soak up sudsy water faster than any sponge! Late night cry fests because life is too emotionally turbulent? Been there, done that-you can probably wring my tears outta the pages onto the floor if you try hard enough.

Anyway, enough about waterworks and emotions! This whole thing started with a dream.

A hope of being able to give back to the world what other authors have always done for me. I really hope y'all enjoy the stories! It's the second volume I've amassed, and I can't wait to see what the future brings!

Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for purchasing!

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