Rambling Midnight: Short Story Collection 2!

Howdy there interwebs!

Got a plane ride you wanna kill? Need an extra bongo for your important recital? Wanna just read something you can utterly destroy in online reviews!? Well have I got the book for you! This giant pile of ink and tree pulp! This tome will suit you in all those activities and more! It's been harshly tested by the intrepid research division at Midnight Rambles incorporated-proven to last for nearly three thousand eldritch god summoning rituals. That's nine times less than the length our competitors can go for! Doesn't that sound like the deal of a lifetime?

Still not convinced?

Uh, how about car washing? These pages soak up sudsy water faster than any sponge! Late night cry fests because life is too emotionally turbulent to deal with? Been there, done that-you can probably wring my own tears onto the floor if you try hard enough.

Anyway, enough about water works and emotions! This whole thing started with a dream.

A hope of being able to give back to the world what other authors have always done for me. I really hope y'all enjoy the stories in this book! It's the second volume of short stories I've amassed, and I can't wait to see what the future brings!

Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for purchasing!